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What is he?

A month ago, I went to this near by Iranian restaurant to get my self some food which is like similar to what we have back home.  This guy which works there who is Iranian was like talking to me, I was fine with it. But he is strange.

So I was talking to him and he was like asking me are you single? Do you have a girlfriend? He also asked me if I was living with someone!  and some other personal questions.

You know I kinda freaked out. I thought the guy is like gay! He was touchy, I don’t mean like Arabian touchy, I mean like fucking touchy!

Anyway, a couple of weeks ago I went to the same shop with a friend of mine he had that look on his face like he wanted to shoot me! WTF is with that guy! He isn’t 20 year old, hes 35! He told me that he just moved here 6 months ago because as he told me he got divorced (its sad) and didn’t see his daughter since he got divorced.

I don’t understand the guy, maybe he is depressed or something. But the personal questions that he asked me were a killer! He was like worst than my parents!

Then today when I went there after finishing my meal he was like do you want me to give you a ride!

My god what is that guy planning? Is he planning in gaynapping me? or taking me to the woods and cutting me to pieces and make a stew  out of me. Damn damn damn, I would like to say something, I’m going to carry a heavy 2000 pages book around with me just incase I come through a disgusting guy like that one.

Someone please cage the guy!

~ by Linus on March 27, 2008.

14 Responses to “What is he?”

  1. LOL!

    He wants to touch your kabab.

    Don’t order chelo kabab from him, maybe he’ll sneak a pleasant surprise in there.. think popcorn trick. :|

    suspic said this on March 27, 2008 at 9:35 am

  2. I’ll squash his tomatos! lol! Dude, a gay move on me would cause him a law suit! I had enough of gay motherfuckers! Every time I’m around kuwait or anywhere I get people which hit on me! should I use stop taking showers so people would get away? :P

    Linus said this on March 27, 2008 at 9:52 am

  3. The just want to taste the eye candy that’s you. You should be a deadly sin..rawr!

    (Okay that was a joke, don’t think I want you. =O)

    suspic said this on March 27, 2008 at 10:40 am

  4. Haha interesting..

    bubbleonfire said this on March 27, 2008 at 2:00 pm

  5. that was gay suspic lol

    QQ said this on March 27, 2008 at 3:17 pm

  6. I cage that guy for you, but only if you cage that crazy Egyptian that annoys the living shit out of me and works here in the house….! ;)

    Nicole said this on March 27, 2008 at 4:39 pm

  7. Quote: should I use stop taking showers so people would get away?

    Told you before - that stuff doesn’t work in this country ;)

    Nicole said this on March 27, 2008 at 4:47 pm

  8. QQ, in retrospect I sincerely don’t know why I made that joke.

    suspic said this on March 27, 2008 at 9:50 pm

  9. Suspic: Rawr!? Dude I’m ok looking, not candy! Are you sure your not gay?

    Bubbleonefire: Thanks

    QQ: you’ve said it!

    Nicole: The crazy Egyptian is tough to take out. I got an Idea give him a cup of clorex and tell him its milk lol!
    I got an idea, I’m gonna cut my cloths up so I look like a homeless dude :P

    Suspic: Were you drunk :P high :P say it :P

    Linus said this on March 27, 2008 at 11:28 pm

  10. suspic……….yibt’ha 7ag 3umrik

    Olórin said this on March 28, 2008 at 7:09 am

  11. You’ll come across those people quite often! an9i7ik iddawir 7ag ma63am thany ^^;

    Olórin said this on March 28, 2008 at 7:10 am

  12. Olórin: That place is like the closest to my place. But of course I’m going to a new place! I’m sick of the bastard.
    BTW Where have you been?

    Linus said this on March 28, 2008 at 8:15 am

  13. Midterms…sob….

    Olórin said this on March 28, 2008 at 4:23 pm

  14. Don’t, only a matter of time :)

    Linus said this on March 29, 2008 at 6:25 am

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