Dubai Sweet Sweet Dubai Pt.2

Me and Hamood sat at the cafe, thinking of hotels we could go to. I wanted Jumarih Beach or Atlantis; Jumarih was not at our budget at the time, and Atlantic was fully booked. So I logged on to Orbitz.com to check out something within our range and found one of the oldest hotels in Dubai with a decent price. So we booked it and waited for our Zexy friend Saloom.

While I was sipping on my tea, I glanced to my right and guess who was there? The Hooker from the elevator! She was seducing us with her herpes infested lips! yesssss. We ignored her. Saloom came over to us with the saddest face I’ve ever seen on him since I’ve known him.

Me: “Had fun?”

Saloom:”Please I don’t want to talk about it.”

Me: “Why?”

Saloom:”I feel like I betrayed my girlfriend”

Me: “You asked for what you wanted and got it”

So for the rest of the night he went on and on about how guilty he felt. Oh, and the fear of getting an STD. And that was the end of our stay at the awesome Prostitution Central Hotel!

7 am we checkout and get in to a cab to our new hotel. I like it. It looked more family oreientated, more posh than PCH.

After roaming around Dubai for the whole day, we went back and chilled in front of the TV for no reason. Then Saloom told me about this Bar in the hotel that had like Singers, they were Russian, So we went down to check it out. I got in, without an ID check, ordered a coke and watched the show. One of the Singers kept on staring at me, so I was kinda wondering what the fuck is going on. I was looking at my cloths, and apparently they were alright, I start feeling my face and there was nothing wrong with it either. I wondered and decided to stare at her. What she basically do is stare at anyone who is sitting in eye sight and gives him what I’d like to call the “Sexy look” where you basically sit there and wait till she is off stage. And there were a good number of people who apparently had that going on them. So I left after I got too bored.

After that there wasn’t anything that was really interesting expect on our flight back to Kuwait. There was 2 guys and a girl. all of them were tanned and the chick had her hair dyed blond. Once we landed in Kuwait, She was wearing a hijab. Awesome.

Advice to those who want to travel to Dubai, don’t be as cool as us and order Beryani from room servies at 5 am, and order Breakfast at 10 pm. Thank you

~ by Linus on September 3, 2009.