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Time flies! It’s been a while since I have blogged since I was busy with a lot of stuff that I’d rather not discuss.

It’s 2010, I’m around 12 days late. Happy New Years!

I’m starting to have to urge to blog, but I’m thinking of reinventing myself.  Meaning that I’d rather open my own domain (Exmpl: WWW.Linusb.com) and start blogging on things that interest me. I’m not talking about becoming a marketer for shops and stores like most blogs in the Kuwaiti blogosphere. I’m still thinking about it, I’ll have my idea down, then I’ll apply.

For now I’m running to class since I’m going to be sort of late! What do you think I should start the new blog on? Idea’s would be greatly appreciated. For those who have been reading my awesome random blog for the past 3 years, I say Thank you. For those bloggers who blogged for while and had some interaction with me, I say it was a pleasure knowing you.It’s all about winter people! Snowboarding is awesome


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January 12, 2010 at 9:12 pm

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Ahhh yes its back

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Finals that is, Don’t you just hate finals? I do!

I don’t know why but I feel that finals are meant to fuck you up for a short time, where your brain explodes in the confines of your skull. Interesting isn’t it?

I got a bunch of finals tomorrow and the day after that, and I still didn’t even open any of the books or notes. Fantastic!

I’m doing way better now, lots of doctor visits, and it was my nose which was bleeding, just to clarify. It’s all good now.

I’m starving, and for those who were in the NUKS 2009, damn it don’t come back next year! 1200 students this year was insane. I had a good time, enjoyed the free food. But always had a problem going back for seconds.

I think its a good idea to study right now. Peace out!

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December 6, 2009 at 10:40 pm

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A Short Update

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School does consume most of my time. I haven’t been really posting anything.

Anyway, I just felt like writing this post sine I have no one to talk to right now. Lately, my health has been going from bad to worst. I can barely function nowadays.  A mistake that I’ve done was to save money on the cost of my health, yeah I have been eating junk food for a a few months since I thought it could save me money and time. Big mistake. Now I’m suffering the concequences of this action. I’ve been bleeding pretty badly for the past few days, not a good sign. I’m going to the doctors office in a few days. Lets just hope it’s noting too serious.


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November 22, 2009 at 3:28 am

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Life Takes and Gives

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A friend passed away yesterday. Please don’t drink and drive.

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September 13, 2009 at 11:53 pm

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Dubai Sweet Sweet Dubai Pt.2

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Me and Hamood sat at the cafe, thinking of hotels we could go to. I wanted Jumarih Beach or Atlantis; Jumarih was not at our budget at the time, and Atlantic was fully booked. So I logged on to Orbitz.com to check out something within our range and found one of the oldest hotels in Dubai with a decent price. So we booked it and waited for our Zexy friend Saloom.

While I was sipping on my tea, I glanced to my right and guess who was there? The Hooker from the elevator! She was seducing us with her herpes infested lips! yesssss. We ignored her. Saloom came over to us with the saddest face I’ve ever seen on him since I’ve known him.

Me: “Had fun?”

Saloom:”Please I don’t want to talk about it.”

Me: “Why?”

Saloom:”I feel like I betrayed my girlfriend”

Me: “You asked for what you wanted and got it”

So for the rest of the night he went on and on about how guilty he felt. Oh, and the fear of getting an STD. And that was the end of our stay at the awesome Prostitution Central Hotel!

7 am we checkout and get in to a cab to our new hotel. I like it. It looked more family oreientated, more posh than PCH.

After roaming around Dubai for the whole day, we went back and chilled in front of the TV for no reason. Then Saloom told me about this Bar in the hotel that had like Singers, they were Russian, So we went down to check it out. I got in, without an ID check, ordered a coke and watched the show. One of the Singers kept on staring at me, so I was kinda wondering what the fuck is going on. I was looking at my cloths, and apparently they were alright, I start feeling my face and there was nothing wrong with it either. I wondered and decided to stare at her. What she basically do is stare at anyone who is sitting in eye sight and gives him what I’d like to call the “Sexy look” where you basically sit there and wait till she is off stage. And there were a good number of people who apparently had that going on them. So I left after I got too bored.

After that there wasn’t anything that was really interesting expect on our flight back to Kuwait. There was 2 guys and a girl. all of them were tanned and the chick had her hair dyed blond. Once we landed in Kuwait, She was wearing a hijab. Awesome.

Advice to those who want to travel to Dubai, don’t be as cool as us and order Beryani from room servies at 5 am, and order Breakfast at 10 pm. Thank you

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September 3, 2009 at 2:57 am

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Dubai Sweet Sweet Dubai

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It’s been almost 2 weeks since I stopped socializing like I used to, I don’t know I just feel like I want to reclaim my kingdom and have my throne ready once school starts.

I’ve been eating like pig, if I see chocolate, it would be denied of existence in a matter of seconds. Funny I know. Then comes the food, ho ho ho, I’ve been eating like there is no tomorrow. And then I turn on my Xbox, log in to COD4 and start playing all night long. I wish I had something better to do.

Today is going to be the first day I hangout with a friend of mine! Matty! blondie Matt! That dude is freaking awesome, what i like about him is that he understands what I’m talking about and he isn’t all about the partying and shit.


Now, since I’m not really doing anything lately, and I don’t have anything to talk about other than what I did over the summer, let me tell you about the lovely trip to Dubai.

Me, and my friends went to Dubai on this spontaneous trip that was not arranged in any way or form. We got there with no idea of which hotel we would be staying at. So after checking around for a bit we decided to go with a 5 star hotel which is pretty well known internationally. The weather was nicer than Kuwait since there wasn’t any dust or extreme heat. It was simply humid, which was fine.

We got to our rooms at the hotel and ended up sleeping until 9 pm. Just like men (lol) we woke up with a noisy stomach! So we got a cab and went to Mall of Emirates to grab something to eat….. On our way back the cab driver was talking about the hotel that we were staying at. He was like  “Dude that hotel your staying at is filled with Sharameeeet!”
Me+Friends …. ?

Me:” We haven’t seen anything wrong at all..”

Cabby: ” Just wait till its midnight, and you’ll know what I’m talking about…”

We decided to chill out at the hotel cafe so we get a clear idea of what he is talking about.As we sat at the cafe, we saw a blond  chick with puffed lips (it reminded me of Puffak, no joke). We got some tea and we were talking and complaining about how expensive things are, when we saw this old dude in his late 50’s or so going over to that Blondie and talking to her. Then they both walked away to the elevators! I was like WTF ?

Am I day dreaming? Then me and my friend decided to have a smoke, so we went outside of the hotel and there we saw what the Cabby was talking about. It was Prostration  Central. I mean every fucking kind of Whore in the world, Russian, Persian, Armenian, Malaysian, African, and of course Philpinoooo!

Because of the shock me and my friend were stood there with our eyes wide open and pants suddenly enlarging.  Suddenly we get this Asian looking chick come over to us…

Hooker: “You want masssaaage?”

Friend : “Ok, how much?”

Hooker: ” 600 Derham”

F 1″ Laa! Thats too much!”

Hooker: ” I make you good deal,  300 Derham!”

F 1 ” I don’t want thats it.””

Me ” Where are you from?”

Hooker “I’m from Malaysia”

Me ” ahaaa”

Hooker: ” for you 200 Derham ok?”

Me ” If you pay me 200 Derham I’ll take you upstairs. Ok ?”

Of course we bursted in to a coma of laughter until we saw the cops near by, but the cops didn’t do anything. They saw what was happening and they were just sitting there and watching. It was odd…..

The next day my friend lets call him “Saloom” decided to have a massage. So he set up an appointment and went there with high expectation of getting some sugar. The poor kid came back vibrating like a dildo, meaning he couldn’t stand properly. He sat down and was like ” I just got a hand-job” .. He started telling us what happened, were shocked because this massage center is part of the hotel. So he went in to a room and took of his cloths and laid back, the chick came in and started his “treatment”,  through the treatment he was basically asking her what she offers, she was like “Genie make magic when we finish”. He thought she is going to like strip or something. Once he was done she asked him to turn over, he did. She grabbed his cock and started jerking him XD! not forgetting that she was fingering him as well! Saloom was like I don’t give a shit, I got a fucking hand-job!

Anyway, The next day was more interesting for Saloom. He decided to grab a hooker that looked like a pretty famous celeb, without our knowledge. We were at the hotel room when he came in with her. I’ll be honest, I was horny as fuck that night. I barely controlled my self. She walked in, as she was walking in i grabbed her and forced her to sit next to me, she freaked out. So she ran off to my friend and sat next to him. me and my other friend (Hamood) decided to leave the room and let him do his fucked up shit. As we were walking to the elevator another hooker was leaving a room. We hit the button expecting it to open up so we would leave her behind so we don’t get in to  shit with another hooker. But that did not happen

She got in with us, she was are you Saudi’s ? We were like no Kuwaiti’s. Then all of the sudden she comes over to me and hugs me! I FROZE! I didn’t move at all. then she make eye contact and she grabbed my fucking cock!  I moved away! Once we got to the ground floor I literary ran out of the elevator! My friend was like WTF is going on over here!
So I ran off to the Cafe and my Hamood was chasing me. We sat down and first thing I told him was.. We are leaving tomorrow morning to a different hotel

I will complete this post later.. Enjoy for now since this post is pretty long!

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September 1, 2009 at 11:59 pm

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What I was up to!

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Many of the few readers (only 2, they know them selves)  are wondering what have I been up to for the past 6 months. I’ve disappeared suddenly and barely posted anything.

So he is a recap on what happened.

I was mostly studying for the time, but then I met this girl. She basically fit the criteria, she was the girl I wanted to date and stuff. And I did! I went on 2 dates with her, then it was over. Lets just say I got my first kiss from her which was interesting, and the song that was on when we first kissed was Akon’s song of course, the one with “I wanna make love right na-na-na…”

I have to admit it was one of the most interesting time of my life. I felt like I was floating in the air!I don’t regret a second of my time with her, but still I wish I worked out between me and her.

Anyway, then I took a decent vacation to visit the Motherland! I honestly wanted to pack my bags again and leave the country after 12 hours of arrival.


Well Kuwait hasn’t changed much, socially talking. It was like the same crappy shit that I left behind, but on a shittier, more disgusting way. People stared at me for the way I “dressed Westernly”, because “my hair style is plainly retarded”, and because I wasn’t talking “Kuwaiti enough” to make people think that I’m Kuwaiti.

After I was in Kuwait I thought of traveling to a near by country to enjoy some fresher air. On the plane I was stuck next to a a couple of retarded “Agad” . When they first sat next to me they were looking at me top to bottom, like I’m some sort of crash test doll waiting to be slammed to the nearest concrete block. O, whats even funnier, is that they thought I was “European”. WOW.

Also, in Kuwait, because of my so-called weird style I couldn’t stop getting those funny looks, disgusting , retarded, asshole-ish, type of comments from people. I plainly hated everything that was going on.

I visited the old Private university (AKA – Gold diggers Central)  that I was studying at. And guess what! NOTHING CHANGED! I mean the school still functions like a freaking retarded high school for kids with bling-bling and air filled Ziploc heads. Getting a few transcripts from them was a FUCKING pain! They had the most retarded people working there, and I wish they understood what the fuck I’m talking about.

Talking about the greatness of Motherland (Kuwait), it was apparent that the country has become more of a battlefield for different families. Meaning everyone is trying to show off with something to make the statement that his family is Rich~!! but the facts say the total opposite. I can dream of the day that will end, hopefully in a few years.

I’ll complete this post later, adios for now!

Note: I dont own the pictures

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August 27, 2009 at 2:14 am